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Megan Fox is a babe. Her older washed up boyfriend is a link licker.

Everybody's favorite crystal lovers, Spencer and Heidi, are over. According to TMZ the dynamic duo have gone their separate ways and Heidi is moving in with Everyone's favorite Bunney, Jenn. They will be starring in their own reality show...FML.

Evan Rachel Wood (22) and Marilyn Manson (41) are together again and are now engaged. They will be working together in "Splatter Sisters". Please go back to Dita Von Teese M squared.

This chick ruined Twilight.

Hohan is wearing an alcohol monitoring braclet...again. What happened to the girl in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. Stop being a quasi lesbian bisexual and get your act together. I want my favorite ginger back.

Better Than Hohan

Lady Sovereign has finally come out of the closet. In the latest issue of DIVA, the British rapper talks about her sexuality and discusses why she waited so long to talk about her personal life.

Ahhh..So this is M.Cyrus's new album cover. Oh and there is also a video of her giving a 40+ man a lap dance going around TMZ. Remember when she was innocent and in young love with J.Jonas. Disney kills lives.

Playboy is going 3-D! The magazines June issue with feature a 3-D visual of playmate Hope Dworaczyk. A classic pair of red and blue glasses with be included so readers get the "whole" experience. This is playboy's last attempt to attract subscribers, as the magazines circulation dropped from 3.5 million to 1.5 million since 2006.

For those of you who watched Teen Mom:

Apparently Amber's a babe now. No word on her gem of a hubby Gary though.

Quote of The Week:

if I'm honest, I find the new Justin Bieber video... more of an assault to my eyes and senses than what I've made."

M.I.A.

SHITTY DEAL'S OF THE DAY

This is Hohan's Dad...

There is going to be another Camp Rock. Enough Said.

Douche bag J.Gosselin is a broke joke. He had to sell his beams to pay for his rent...and now he is suing for full custody over his eight kids. Yeah, he's got it in the bag.

Everyone's favorite bisexual is getting her very own clothing line. Tila Tequila, who's girlfriend Casey Johnson died in early January, will be making sexy and affordable lingerie pieces. T.T. wants her fans to be part of her "fashion" team, so email her your best sketches at MissTilaFashion@Gmail.com...WOW!

For those of you who didn't know already, Falloutboy has broken up. I'm pretty sure the world realized just how big of a tool P.Wentz was. Anyways, the lead singer Patrick is coming out with a solo record and he's lost a lot of weight, looks like a junkie and has finally got hair plugs.

Jenna J. apparently got beat up by UFC's Tito and now she's real mad. Tito's telling his peeps that she's back on drugs while Jenna is too cracked out to realize she has told every news outlet a different account of what happened.

Big daddy Usher is getting married again, even though he is still married to his baby mama. The cougar on his arm is 42 year old former Def Jam exec Grace Miguel. I wonder if his mother will like this one?

SHITTY DEAL.